1. Thou shalt not put off till tomorrow what can already be ignored from today.
  2. Thou shalt not kill, or at least stun them first.
  3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, just fuck her.
  4. Thou shalt forget everything the memory of which is not strictly necessary for survival.
  5. Thou shalt always show yourself reluctant in doing favors, no others shall be asked to thou.
  6. Thou shalt always admit to be in the wrong if your interlocutor is a pest.
  7. Thou shalt always admit to be in the right if your interlocutor is in rigor mortis.
  8. Thou shalt never trust in the neighbour, especially if the neighbour is wearing a dynamite belt.
  9. Thou shalt always try to obtain what you want, if what you want costs less than 2 euro.
  10. Thou shalt always remember never to forget the first 14 fundamental principles.