Trichecology
- Thou shalt not put off till tomorrow what can already be ignored from today.
- Thou shalt not kill, or at least stun them first.
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, just fuck her.
- Thou shalt forget everything the memory of which is not strictly necessary for survival.
- Thou shalt always show yourself reluctant in doing favors, no others shall be asked to thou.
- Thou shalt always admit to be in the wrong if your interlocutor is a pest.
- Thou shalt always admit to be in the right if your interlocutor is in rigor mortis.
- Thou shalt never trust in the neighbour, especially if the neighbour is wearing a dynamite belt.
- Thou shalt always try to obtain what you want, if what you want costs less than 2 euro.
- Thou shalt always remember never to forget the first 14 fundamental principles.